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  <title>Randomness</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 04:07:13 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>a friend reminded me of the oddball communities i had joined (sex_addicts) lol.&lt;br /&gt;so anyhow, i&apos;ve updated my profile with ones i thought were interesting. the drawing one looks sorta fun. perhaps i&apos;ll toss up some characters i&apos;ve worked on. :)</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 20 Mar 2006 05:33:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>drawing</title>
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  <description>well, i haven&apos;t updated in a while so i figured now was as good a time as ever.&lt;br /&gt;it&apos;s not finished, but here&apos;s one of the many things that&apos;s kept me busy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://shadow.mektek.net/images/ld_tiger.jpg&quot;&gt;http://shadow.mektek.net/images/ld_tiger.jpg&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 00:52:12 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>finals are done!</title>
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  <description>hell yea! winter vacation!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:35:21 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>midterms</title>
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  <description>ah the fun. ill post the result. oh yeah, almost forgot. long time no see. whats up my friends? did the sky fall while i was away? hope not. well see ya later.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 22:26:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Class transfer</title>
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  <description>sweet! i got into CSCD416, which is a senior level class for 3d animation and modelling. woot! now i&apos;ll choke on credits.. well unless i drop the math200. only retaking it for grade reasons (2.9 sucks). eh, rather finish this quarter with a 4.0 all across the board. well anyhow, off to study!</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2005 00:39:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>katy</title>
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  <description>katy told me to tell you all that she is going to the emergency room at the insistance of her father. she&apos;s probably fine but they are going to do some tests and scans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;update: while i was typing her dad called and told me that the test show an infection. she wont be there very long and they are giving her antibiotics. she should be fine otherwise.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 06:29:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>hmm.</title>
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  <description>so okay. i figure i should update this. im getting paid $300 to do some models for a game. more money for the &apos;aussie trip&apos; fund. schools comin soon and im not really all that prepared but i plan to be. i should start sleeping earlier. sarah and i have been &apos;dating&apos; for the past three weeks and its going great. she&apos;s pretty awesome. um, well thats about all for now. i&apos;ll try to catch up with you guys so we can hang out round halloween. drop your numbers here because i cant remember them. lost my phone book. catch ya later.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:24:17 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>happy!</title>
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  <description>so i met this girl from that stupid HotorNot website which is no longer quite so stupid. she is awesome. i can not begin to describe how awesome she is. from what she has said i think the feelings are mutual. i really want to be with her. its weird. i know i&apos;ve not actually met her but i feel like like i could fly right now...</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 04:00:45 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>meh.</title>
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  <description>i&apos;m back again. breifly. my dad did something incredibly stupid that probably will screw up our family for a long time. perhaps forever.&lt;br /&gt;parents can be so stupid, yet they have the gaul to call us immature. everything is a little surreal right now so if i seem off you know why.  &lt;br /&gt;dont call and dont talk about this post with anyone or mention it if i see you because i dont want to even think about it right now.&lt;br /&gt;fuck life. later.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2005 19:57:30 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Byron is Dreeping in the raintexturadesign - dreeping in the rain.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is a modern urban community with a friendly rural character.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is the way he collapses the distinctions.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is eclectic.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is the ideal resort.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is born in London.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is at the center of.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is the only Minnesota law firm that has an office in Mexico.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is located at 42°7&apos;38&quot; North.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is mentioned in the following topics.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is in the Town of Mentz.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is located at 43°2&apos;12&quot; North.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is like having several romance reference books.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is taken by his mother to Aberdeen.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is her father.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is by Fiona MacCarthy.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is another well-known biography.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is unable to find a doctor in time.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is much smaller than Brown.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is &quot;in love&quot; 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he creates a terrific atmosphere for dialogue.&lt;br /&gt;Byron is an ideal example of what term limits do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Found 142 ways to describe what Byron is. 	 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.solvalou.com/misc_whatis.php?search=&quot;&gt;http://www.solvalou.com/misc_whatis.php?search=&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2005 19:54:38 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>this is somewhat awesome lol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-video/Media/video/2005/01/27/golfgti.mov&quot;&gt;http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-video/Media/video/2005/01/27/golfgti.mov&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2005 19:20:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>hmm</title>
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  <description>so i&apos;m working all week. in the meantime (ie sparetime which i dont really have) i&apos;ve worked on this. isnt it sexy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.mektek.net/forums/uploads/post-44-1122893477.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2005 01:56:05 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>work was intersting. mostly boring. a few nice customers. one was pretty cool though, because it was the produce manager. if you can&apos;t tell i&apos;ve been unhappy cashiering. he said i was a quick worker and suggested i apply for the newly open position in produce. they make a little more and it would be different. i just might!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2005 09:35:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>interesting</title>
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  <description>&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;600&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizfarm.com/1107026144pers-cls.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; You scored as &lt;b&gt;Persuasion&lt;/b&gt;. You are a persuasion (or oratory).  You know how to move people to action.  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  <description>well that was fun. i run a 275$ order. get to the end and the lady says &quot;oh, damn. i meant for you to do subtotals. i only have 200$&quot;. after about 30 minutes of fuss we fixed it. it actually didnt bother me that much but it was kinda fun not to have to deal with other people. anyhow i finished the night with a really nice customer. before she left she wanted to tell me what my name meant literally. apparently it means &quot;Bear&quot; or great physical and mental strength. i kinda like that.</description>
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  <title>hiking</title>
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  <description>so yesterday i went hiking with katy. the river was really low so i was able to retrieved a stick from the current. i soaked my shoes and socks. i then made squishy noises for the next few hours. wet shoes are awesome. we stumbled upon a heron and some crawfish. also a few large trout under water were really easy to spot. i wish i&apos;d had a fishing pole. you could go really far out because of the water level. i plan on climbing some of the bigger rocks in the middle later next week i think. should be fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;today i was hosed by my employeer who broke policy by making me go 3 hours without a break. i would be mad but then i got home and found a complete Zeromancer discography. YES!</description>
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  <description>normally i dont post these that much but i love how this one contradicts itself at the end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;4&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;

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  <pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2005 00:46:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>yellowstone</title>
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  <description>just got back from Yellowstone. im doing this as i remember it so be warned: i wander.  set out at 8 am. it was cloudy on the way but cleared up not long after we got there. im not sure where the clouds disappear to; they just sort of vanish. we went to all the usual scenic spots. ran into a very lazy buffalo. my mom worried it might get us. we just laughed. then the buffalo charged us! naw. it just laid there on the other side of the road. cool none the less. we also saw caribu and other cool stuff. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;memory sidetracked&lt;br /&gt;oh and the wolves! we stopped in west yellowstone, which is before the actual state park. they had bears and wolves. well they were in a pen but they were very cool, they all howled at a car. the bear was pretty lazy. it was rubbing its butt on a rock when we got there. i dont think ill ever complain about TP. they also had a stuffed polar bear. it was HUGE, we are talking 10 or 11 ft tall if it stood on its hind legs. scary! before i left i got gifts for everyone. except keith. i still dont know what sort of souvenir he&apos;d like. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;back to the main trip?&lt;br /&gt;so we saw Old Faithful. eh, was cool but overhyped. lol. stood there for a while waiting. i&apos;ve never seen such a big crowd. you&apos;d have thought there was a dancing singing chimp in the middle that could do an awesome jessica simpson impression (jessica simpson. blah).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well sorta..&lt;br /&gt;the waterfall was the best part. it was awesome. it was very tall. nothing quite like a majestic waterfall. the water flows down, crashes, then continues down a deep ravine. its considered the grand canyon of yellowstone. the cliffs were a very impressive array of colors. a certain painter said the beauty was unpaintable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... leaving for now</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 02:12:29 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>bozeman</title>
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  <description>so we arrived at bozeman at 3:30. that was a hella long drive. i&apos;m tired and cramped. why im sitting here typing is beyond me. im gonna go play pool. later lol.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2005 04:04:18 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>song</title>
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  <description>Lyrics for: Scars - Papa Roach&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Tear my heart open, I sew myself shut&lt;br /&gt;My weakness is that I care too much&lt;br /&gt;And our scars remind me that the past is real&lt;br /&gt;I tear my heart open just to feel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Drunk and I&apos;m feeling down&lt;br /&gt;And I just wanna be alone&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m pissed cause you came around&lt;br /&gt;Why don&apos;t you just go home&lt;br /&gt;Cause you channel all your pain&lt;br /&gt;And I can&apos;t help you fix yourself&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re making me insane&lt;br /&gt;All I can say is&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Chorus:]&lt;br /&gt;I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut&lt;br /&gt;My weakness is that I care too much&lt;br /&gt;And our scars remind us that the past is real&lt;br /&gt;I tear my heart open just to feel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I tried to help you once&lt;br /&gt;Against my own advice&lt;br /&gt;I saw you going down&lt;br /&gt;But you never realized&lt;br /&gt;That you&apos;re drowning in the water&lt;br /&gt;So I offered you my hand&lt;br /&gt;Compassions in my nature&lt;br /&gt;Tonight is our last stand&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Chorus]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m drunk and I&apos;m feeling down&lt;br /&gt;And I just wanna be alone&lt;br /&gt;You shouldn&apos;t ever came around&lt;br /&gt;Why don&apos;t you just go home?&lt;br /&gt;Cause you&apos;re drowning in the water&lt;br /&gt;And I tried to grab your hand&lt;br /&gt;And I left my heart open&lt;br /&gt;But you didn&apos;t understand&lt;br /&gt;But you didn&apos;t understand&lt;br /&gt;Go fix yourself&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can&apos;t help you fix yourself&lt;br /&gt;But at least I can say I tried&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m sorry but I gotta move on with my own life&lt;br /&gt;I can&apos;t help you fix yourself&lt;br /&gt;But at least I can say I tried&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m sorry but I gotta move on with my own life&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Chorus x2]&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2005 20:45:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>working on the 4th</title>
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  <description>i laugh at them all. they paid me 80$ to do almost half what i normally do. it was so sloooooowwwww. yay for high pay and minimal work. now after taxes i earned.. hmm $2.28. yay! a coke!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2005 23:38:50 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>so i finished the catalog friday. becca, maggie, and keith came over and we watched a movie. that was interesting. i think keith was violated many times lol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yesterday i had fun at work. 2-11 closing shifts suck. my manager gave me a 5 3 split (5 hours with one break before lunch, then 3 hours with one break after). she isnt suppose to but she does it anyway. meh. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i found out i work monday and tuesday. jokes on them because i get holiday pay at 2.5 x normal pay rate. thats $19.25 an hour. haha. who&apos;s laughing now! well still them because i wanted a day off but they will pay a high price for it. oh well. i&apos;m off wednesday and thursday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this morning i briefly fiddled with the catalog again. my mom couldn&apos;t figure out how to print it (it was doing strange things with the layout). anyhow my friend from Seattle came over for a bit. we play some games &apos;n stuff. it was fun, though i wish she could have stayed longer. anyhow i&apos;ll be going to work pretty soon so i better start getting things in order. 5:30-10. yay!</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2005 17:36:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>catalogins</title>
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  <description>so im making a catalog for my mom. how fun! &lt;br /&gt;why me? eh whatever, ill kill myself later. &lt;br /&gt;damn its cold downstairs! need more blankets!&lt;br /&gt;*runs*</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2005 18:43:40 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>my mother is insane.&lt;br /&gt;that is all.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2005 05:34:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>thoughts</title>
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  <description>storms are really cool.&lt;br /&gt;power outages are not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh and of course being strange as i am, i realized at work that thoughts which come in silence are a thousand times more true then anything said outloud.</description>
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